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Alas, it is a boring song

but it works every time.

Created on 2007-06-03 23:57:15 (#13083871), last updated 2008-08-28

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6 Journal Entries, 2 Tags, 0 Memories, 1 Virtual Gift, 15 Userpics

Basic Info

Name:	Senga Kitchner
Birthdate:	1984-03-08
Website:	Will you get me out of this bird suit?

Bio

Siren Song

This is the one song everyone
would like to learn: the song
that is irresistable:
the song that forces men
to leap overboard in squadrons
even though they see the beached skulls
the song nobody knows
because anyone who has heard it
is dead, and the others can't remember
Shall I tell you the secret
and if I do, will you get me
out of this bird suit?
I don't enjoy it here
squatting on this island
looking picturesque and mythical
with these two feathery maniacs,
I don't enjoy singing
this trio, fatal and valuable.
I will tell the secret to you,
to you, only to you.
Come closer. This song
is a cry for help: Help me!
Only you, only you can,
you are unique

At last. Alas
it is a boring song
but it works every time.

— Margaret Atwood, 1976 —

I am not really Senga Kitt, nor am I Regina Spektor and I am not associated with any of the other celebrities you may find in this journal. I am not really a spy. This is all for a game/writing exercise. Please see

the_gladius for more details.

001.	First.	002.	Kidnap.	003.	Wild West.	004.	Ninja.	005.	Time.
006.	Bunny.	007.	Greed.	008.	Pride.	009.	Corruption.	010.	Innocense.
011.	Lust.	012.	Sloth.	013.	Glutton.	014.	Wrath.	015.	Envy.
016.	Kittens.	017.	Puppies.	018.	Dragons.	019.	Horses.	020.	Wombat.
021.	Fish.	022.	Dolphin.	023.	Monkey.	024.	Tiger.	025.	Penguin.
026.	Breathe.	027.	Dream.	028.	Hate.	029.	Itch.	030.	Dark.
031.	Disgust.	032.	Sweet.	033.	Rain.	034.	Safety.	035.	Clean.
036.	Risk.	037.	Drama.	038.	Joke.	039.	Oath.	040.	Threat.
041.	Coffee.	042.	Gold.	043.	Moonlight.	044.	Medicine.	045.	Ocean Breeze.
046.	Pillage.	047.	Plunder.	048.	Sword.	049.	Sail.	050.	Booty.
051.	Hunt.	052.	Curse.	053.	Patch.	054.	Damsel.	055.	Alien.
056.	Crystal.	057.	Magic.	058.	River.	059.	Past.	060.	Fly.
061.	Eden.	062.	Haunted.	063.	Mirror.	064.	Vampire.	065.	Transform.
066.	Ambition.	067.	Family.	068.	Laugh.	069.	Blue.	070.	Triangle.
071.	Sunrise.	072.	Chains.	073.	Account.	074.	Secret.	075.	Chair.
076.	Tree.	077.	Jealous.	078.	Soft.	079.	Freezing.	080.	Shopping.
081.	Sunshine.	082.	Snowflake.	083.	Contemplating.	084.	Movies.	085.	Drive In.
086.	Toilet.	087.	Toothbrush.	088.	Purse.	089.	Scratch.	090.	Drawer.
091.	Fear.	092.	Turmoil.	093.	Charity.	094.	Procrastination.	095.	Words.
096.	Sleep.	097.	Imprisoned.	098.	Destruction.	099.	Shadow.	100.	Rumor.
101.	Argument.	102.	Miserable.	103.	Disaster.	104.	Pencil.	105.	Boss.
106.	Quit.	107.	Eyes.	108.	Shiny.	109.	Sparkling.	110.	Quarter.
111.	Dollar Bill.	112.	Marker.	113.	Letters.	114.	Video Games.	115.	Holiday.
116.	Sleepy.	117.	Boink.	118.	Boop.	119.	Bwahaha.	120.	Beee-Ooop.
121.	Pow.	122.	Shriek.	123.	Shake.	124.	Clap.	125.	Slurp.
126.	Gasp.	127.	Whammpy.	128.	Sizzle.	129.	Beat.	130.	Sweet Nothing.
131.	Beginnings.	132.	Ends.	133.	White.	134.	Lovers.	135.	Children.
136.	Club.	137.	Air.	138.	Dinner.	139.	Fixed.	140.	Light.
141.	Diamond.	142.	Green.	143.	Smell.	144.	Water.	145.	Fire.
146.	Choices.	147.	Independent.	148.	Shapes.	149.	Heart.	150.	Broken.
151.	Play.	152.	Gloves.	153.	Glasses.	154.	Cockroach.	155.	Red.
156.	Sick.	157.	Vomit.	158.	Rug.	159.	Raman.	160.	Cheese.
161.	Redundant.	162.	Ambidextrous.	163.	Ambitious.	164.	Hot Pocket.	165.	Bath.
166.	Trumpet.	167.	Dance.	168.	Tie.	169.	Suit.	170.	Tuxedo.
171.	Back Alley.	172.	Late.	173.	Cheat.	174.	Hot.	175.	Beach.
176.	Beggar.	177.	Pickpocket.	178.	Deliver.	179.	Think.	180.	Tired.
181.	German.	182.	Asia.	183.	Deoderant.	184.	Chess.	185.	Tender.
186.	Anatomy.	187.	Flowers.	188.	Betrayed.	189.	Scared.	190.	Sexy.
191.	Snow.	192.	Sky.	193.	Clouds.	194.	Phonebooth.	195.	Garden.
196.	Courageous.	197.	Strawberry.	198.	Locket.	199.	Fairies.	200.	Footsteps.